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Kendra Wilkinson is famous for being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for a while. I’m not sure who’s the culprit behind these terrible bolt-on breasts though. And I’m even less certain what the guy with the marker is doing? Is he fixing her boobs?

Olivia Wilde was rated as the most sexy actress by Maxim. I wonder why we don’t get any quality photos of her nude then. This one is a cap from a movie – she does appear naked in Alpha Dog so that’s probably where that’s from.

Audrina Patridge is the star of The Hills – the MTV reality show. I’m not sure about her breasts however – they don’t look REALITY to me.

Just so you know, Jessica Gomes topless has been a dream of mine for some time now. She’s appeared in multiple American magazines but they always cover her breasts – even with MUD!

So it’s with great relief that I open GQ Italy – no mud, no body painting. Simply beautiful.

Jessica Alba might be the worst actress on Earth and I’ll still find a place for her in my heart. She is so sexy – even though she’s given brith, her body is amazing.

Britney Spears nude? That’s not what I’d call nude. There are no breasts, no butt, and certainly no nude pussy. And you can say anything you want about Britney but she hasn’t exactly kept her privates … well, private. Shame on you, Harper’s Bazaar!

Rihanna nude in the bathroom? Too good to be true? I hope not … Rihanna has an incredibly sexy body so any photo of her naked is a treasure!