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Drew Barrymore is nude in this Playboy shot from like 15 years ago.

Milla Jovovich posed nude in Purple magazine for this outstanding shoot. Her nipples are kinda funny (breasts almost non-existent) and her pubes are too natural and in need of a trim.

Dasha Astafieva is a Playmate and Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend (I think). As you can tell by the photo, she’s well endowed, so it makes sense for Hef to get her “on board”.

Update: Check out Dasha Astafieva’s butt as she moons the camera!

Lady Gaga loves to pose nude, be it topless or covered with newspaper scraps (see photo below).

Lady Gaga is dying to prove she’s not a hermaphrodite, i.e. she lacks a penis. Anyone who has looked at Lady Gaga’s deep cameltoe can testify she’s pretty vaginy in the genital area.

Victoria Silvstedt likes to pose nude, sometimes posing for a magazine, other times, flashing her shaved pubes for the paparazzi.

Kendra Wilkinson is famous for being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for a while. I’m not sure who’s the culprit behind these terrible bolt-on breasts though. And I’m even less certain what the guy with the marker is doing? Is he fixing her boobs?

Britney Spears nude? That’s not what I’d call nude. There are no breasts, no butt, and certainly no nude pussy. And you can say anything you want about Britney but she hasn’t exactly kept her privates … well, private. Shame on you, Harper’s Bazaar!