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Ashley Dupre is nude in this month’s Playboy magazine. There’s topless color photos, and then there’s this masterpiece!

Victoria Silvstedt likes to pose nude, sometimes posing for a magazine, other times, flashing her shaved pubes for the paparazzi.

Miranda Kerr is nude in the upcoming issue of GQ… Now, you can’t see anything (check out her topless here) but the photos aren’t too bad.

Miranda Kerr is sexy as hell and it’s a waste to shoot her like that … GQ needs to hire photographers that have worked for skin mags.

Keeley Hazell is nude in these PETA ads. The photo shoot actually made it to Loaded magazine.

Keeley Hazell is nude in her special calendar – out next year (2010). Yes, I know she’s partially covered with soap (and a rubber duck!) but on the plus side her amazing breasts are all wet.

Kendra Wilkinson is famous for being Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend for a while. I’m not sure who’s the culprit behind these terrible bolt-on breasts though. And I’m even less certain what the guy with the marker is doing? Is he fixing her boobs?

Just so you know, Jessica Gomes topless has been a dream of mine for some time now. She’s appeared in multiple American magazines but they always cover her breasts – even with MUD!

So it’s with great relief that I open GQ Italy – no mud, no body painting. Simply beautiful.